My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I am tired but antsy, so I figured I could get a word or two out for the poop of it.
Today was a beautiful day here.
It wasn't too hot.
It wasn't too cold.
The sun, it stayed shining.
While a breeze lapped and rolled.
All the trees are now painted in that green made for spring.
And the clouds were just drifting...
Like they don't mean a thing.

I got to have lunch with two of my favorite women in the whole wide world today, Alicia and Jazzy. Granted, all the women in my life are my favorites, but I haven't seen these two since Christmas. And it was grand. If you read this, thanks for a wonderful afternoon you two. I missed you!
I would love to work with them again. And it certainly has been put in front of me...
But, hell. That isn't right is it? How back-asswards would that be? Too much for my tender psyche?

Woe to those that return to the womb!
Whose eyes see first light and recoil too soon.
In the darkness lives comfort and the same upon same,
And to step only backwards is both fearful and lame!

Depending, of course, on how badly one needs a frakkin' paycheck.
Shit.

I did get an illustration job today, though. At least, I guess I did. The person was great, but she was a little disorganized about the whole thing. Hell, it's still really just a proposal, so if it happens, it will be over the next few months. Sigh...
At any rate, it's always nice to have a good interview with someone. She hardly had to look at what I brought to say she wanted me for this, but I personally think it had alot to do with my knowledge of comic books, which she needs to make this campaign work. Let's just say it involves Vulcan and crimefighting in the Greater Metro area. And this is just a re-branding campaign! Weird. Whatever. Still gonna have to get a job in the meantime.
But WHAT?!
Sidewalk Inspector?
Skydiving Claims Adjustor?
MooCow Farmer?
Tree Hugger?
Cat Puncher?
Packet of Kool-Aid?
Super-Fast Light Bulb Replacer guy?
Playboy Priest? (Hetero)
DJ PriestBoy Play?
Lichen Licker?
List Engineer in charge of wholly unnecessary lists?
POPE?! That looks easy.
Wait...
Escort? Perhaps, why not?
Money's good, and I already feel like a tool most of the time anyway...
And all my lady friends...
You get first dibs.

Sweeeeeet. L.Slim gonna rock yo' world.

Geez. I better try and go to sleep...